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AFTER ATTACK OF SRILANKAN TEAM

Dehsaht gard itnay hogaye hain mulk mai faraz

Hum nay name katwa diya muhallay ki team say aj

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Hum Sarkari Mal Raj K Lutto

G A BHUTTO

G A BHUTTO

Khao Piyo Moja Lutto

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Gharib nu Lamy Pa K Kuto

G A BHUTTO

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Jokes & Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.

Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

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Jokes & Funny Sardar Sms

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!

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Jokes & Funny Sms

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye …

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Jokes & Funny Sms

Kiss is the key of love,

Love is the lock of marrige,

Marrige is the box of children,

Children is the problem of Pakistan,

So stop kising & save PAKISTAN.

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Politics Sms

Chamia thi ya katto thi,

Jaise b thi Bhutto thi,

Tm q aanso bahatey ho

FARAZ

Kya B.B tmhari phuppo thi..??

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Funny Jokes & Funny Sms

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k

Apka dost b AMIR KHAN say kuch kam nai

Mai b likh ta hun , Parhta hun , Samaj ta hun

per 15 min baad sab bhul jata hun

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Friendship sms

Dost kon hota hai?
ANS: Dost wo jo bin bulaye aye,
Bewaja sir khaye,
Aap 1 bolo Wo 4 Sunaye,
Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye,
Tareef karo ru Begherti dikhaye,
Gali do tu muskaraye,
Har baat mai kamina pan dikhaye,
Mager Hamesha sath nibhaye..!!

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Funny Jokes & Politics sms

Cham,
Cham,
Cham,
Aathane ki chaliya
Aathane ka paan
Chal mere ghoray PAKISTAN
PAKISTAN mai hukumat bani
Benazir uski leader bani
Benazir ko goli lagi
Bakhtawar ronay lagi
Rotay rotay bhook lagi
Khalay bilawal mongphali
Mongphali mai dana nai
Zardari kisi ka nana nai
PAKISTANI ache
ALTAF bhai sachey
Sachey sachey jain gain
Sheikh rasheed ki dhulhan layengay
Condoleza kali
So nakhron wali
Ek joota chout gaya
Bush ka moun toot gaya…

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Jokes & Funny Sms

Jab Barish hoti hai tum yad atay ho
Jab kali ghata ati hai tum yad atay ho
Jab hum bhigtay hain tu tum yad atay ho
batao..
Meri “CHATRI” kab wapis karoge..??

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Funny Jokes & Funny Sms

Ap k liye ek PAPPI,
Ap k Frnd k liye ek PAPPI,
Ap k Frnd k Frnd k liye ek PAPPI,

Pata hai q..??

Q k aj he mere DOGII ne 10 PAPPIES ko janam diya hai!!!

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Funny Jokes & Funny Sms

Jb ap HANSTI ho

tu

Aisa lagta hai k

INSAN pehle BANDAR tha….

Daykho ghussa mat kerna

Q k jb tm ghussa kerti ho

Tu aisa lagta hai k

INSAN aj b BANDAR hai

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Funny jokes & Funny Sms

Welcome tu

www.human.com

Type pasword.

******

New member , U r welcome

processing
Denied

sorry u r not human.
Plz try

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Funny jokes & Funny sms

Lady said:

Mulvi ji I m in lov n

Mulvi said:

Touba , Astaghfirullah , Nauzbillah

and

Lady said :

but mjulvi ji I M in LOVE wid U

Mulvi said :

Mashallah , Subhanallah , Jazaakallah

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Jokes , Funny jokes & Funny Sms

Dil me basa hai pyar tera..

Ankhon me basi hai tasveer teri..

Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri..

Hum dekhte hain ” TOM & JERRY “

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Jokes & Funny sms

Aik He §uf Main kharey Ho Gay Mehmood Θ Ayyaz..

Dono k Joute Le k ßhag Gaya FÅRÅZ

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funny sms

Ab To Tanhai Kaa Yeh Aalam Hai PARVEEN…”

” Naa Aati Hai Uzma Aur Na Aati Hai Samreen..” ;

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Urdu Funny shairi

Larkian Burkha Pehenti
Hen Chehra Chupane K Lye

Wa Wa

larkian burkha pehenti hen chehra chupane k lye

2 Ankhen Khuli Rakhti Hen
LARKON Ko Patane K Lye.

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Bush jokes

Zara ek shair arz hai:

Bush ko ager nai laga

JOOTA

tu kia Defect hai

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JOOTA nai laga tu kia Defect hai?

Aakhir

JOOTA

ki b tu koi self respect hy..

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Jokes , funny sms & sms

A sleeping Lion is stronger

than A barking

DOG,

So a sleeping student

is better than A barking

POSITION HOLDER.

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Bush Jokes & Bush sms

G.W Bush ne

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JOOTAY khany k bad

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News Conferance mai bas 1 bat boli….

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AiSa KRo gAy tU KoN AiGa…..

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Bush Jokes & Bush sms

Nahi tera Nashiman

White House k Aiwanoun par

Tu BUsH hai Basera kr

JOOTON

ki Dukanoon per…….

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Bush jokes

Baqol-e-BUSH

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Wida-e-yar ka manzar yad nai

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Bas ek parta huwa JOOTA meri nigah mai hai

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Funny sms , Faraz sms , Urdu sms , Sardar sms

Gabbar: Aray o Faraz!

kitnay admi thay?

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Faraz: pata nai sardar!

Main tu Aurtain gin raha tha…

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