Urdu Jokes – Urdu Funny Jokes – Pakistani Jokes in Urdu – Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

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Woh ZINDAGI hi kya jisme FRIENDSHIP nahi.
Woh FRIENDSHIP hi kya jisme YAADEIN nahi.
Woh YAADEIN hi kya jisme TUM nahi..
Woh TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahin,.

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Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

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Koi puchta hai humse haal chaal kaisa hai
kaisi guzar rahi hai zindgi..
To bas itana kehdete he hum
Zindgi me gum hai gum me maza hai
aur me MAZE me hum……

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Tabib milte hy par
Dawa nhi milti
.
Dawa agr mele to
Shafa nhi milti
.
Main sari dunya dhoond
Aya “Kash”
.
Husan wale to milte hy
Pr wafa nhi milti

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Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota
.
Wo chahe dor bhi ho to gham nhi hota
.
Pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hy
.
Pr “DOSTI” mein pyar kbi kam nhi hota

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Jokes

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.”

“Dear,” the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!”

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Funny Jokes & Politics sms

Cham,
Cham,
Cham,
Aathane ki chaliya
Aathane ka paan
Chal mere ghoray PAKISTAN
PAKISTAN mai hukumat bani
Benazir uski leader bani
Benazir ko goli lagi
Bakhtawar ronay lagi
Rotay rotay bhook lagi
Khalay bilawal mongphali
Mongphali mai dana nai
Zardari kisi ka nana nai
PAKISTANI ache
ALTAF bhai sachey
Sachey sachey jain gain
Sheikh rasheed ki dhulhan layengay
Condoleza kali
So nakhron wali
Ek joota chout gaya
Bush ka moun toot gaya…

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